callie

powerburial:

savedgame:

This was on a post about a guy with a clown fetish getting to bang a clown

I was against it at first but now that I know what its about I support it

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

this shit is so Jeff the fucked up

Critics are Jeff the raving for this one

andmaybegayer:

ALT

konks!

(via manywinged)

thatsmissing:

doccywhomst:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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shroudhearted:

hungwy:

My brain feels awful where’s the pic of the bedraggled cat waking up from sleeping under the weighted blanket

(via evilscientist3)

sweatermuppet:

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it

(via fairycosmos)

im-mender:

spyrowiki:

im-mender:

ALT

(via manywinged)

numetalpuppygirl:

cipheramnesia:

biglawbear:

tsscat:

huffylemon:

Not true!

Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped

Really lucky a mongermonger turned up to help with this post.

lawmonger i use that to cut the grass

(via evilscientist3)

sacha-fenestraz:

stimpson:

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

(via slimetony)

hungwy:

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there’s an illusion that there’s still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it’s close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can’t argue against this by the way.

(via evilscientist3)

manywinged:

manywinged:

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

“this sleep schedule shit is easy” (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

withswords:

oldguardleatherdog:

withswords:

my girl is like 9/11 she’s got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

Does that also mean she rearranges your insides for 100 minutes of burning penetration and then you crash to the ground in a steaming heap of trash, devastated and useless?

you know it brother

(via evilscientist3)

meatcute:

pick one. this is your new roommate

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countably-infinite-rats:

[ch- wait… guys???

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prinnamon:

prinnamon:

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)

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